The Unlikely Heroine

As overheard at work:

“People ain’t knowin’ what can be done here and what cain’t, and I don’t want no part of nothin’ to where these doctors is gonna get mad at me ’cause I don’t know nothin’ about no protocols.”

Mathematically speaking, she has negated herself a sufficient number of times to arrive at a grammatically-correct version of the idea she was trying to convey. I’m simultaneously offended and impressed.